benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

(Source: andrastes-ass)

Fan fiction with fluff: Read in the corner of your bed with all the lights off at midnight while you giggle and blush
Fan fiction with smut: Read in very public places or with family with a perfectly straight face

(Source: dancing-mountains)

(Source: best-of-memes)

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

officialwhitegirls:

when your mom’s cooking food and you can smell it from another room

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)

telapathetic:

when some nasty anon tries to start shit with meimage

(Source: telapathetic)

avatarsnowy:

cabout:

foreheadboy:

cabout:

‘implied kataang’

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(Source: sandorclegane)

dollypop12:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

oh god Student Tears, I need to use that when I’m a professor.

reverseracist:

they found out who Jack the Ripper is but they can’t arrest Darren Wilson